He promised he wouldn’t try and take my virtue in my sleep, but it seemed he had no problem licking it out of me in the morning.

“I wondered if the owners would mind if I murdered someone in their front yard. …”

“Metro Von Dickfucker”

“The song ended, but I kept my arms wrapped tight around her, not letting her mo…”

“I love you", he whispered."From now until the end, under any name you chose".”