He was a cheeky bastard, especially when he talked with a thong in his mouth.

“A brick could be used to make life easier. Start carrying one around with you e…”

“Death is the only equality guaranteed in life. A poor man will die just as sure…”

“I cried at the funeral. It wasn’t because I loved her, it was because I was the…”

“I’m half naked. The question is not, Am I getting dressed or undressed? the que…”