He was a vegetable, so trying to change his mind was fruitless.

“I put the “cat” in category. And not only do I put it there, but I pet it too.”

“It’s one thing to say you love snakes, but it’s another to actually live the li…”

“When my ex girlfriend left, I was crushed. Why’d she have to drive off in a ste…”

“I need to dig a hole the size of the Grand Canyon to bury all of my problems.”