He was an introverted kid, so I didn’t send him to his room as punishment. No, I took him to a party.

“My printer printed off blank pages. Is my printer out of ink, or do I just have…”

“What’s blacker than black? Does summer shade have a shadow? Is that how lonelin…”

“A blanket could be used to attract a potential mate. I’ve already got my mate. …”

“At the hospital, I won’t be in fair condition. I’ll be in unfair condition, and…”