He was my distant cousin. Not only was he 50 miles away and 50 years away, but he was just very aloof.

“A brick could be given as a graduation gift to a C student. It’s like here, wel…”

“After a good run, my legs feel like Jell-O. Somebody get me a spoon and stick a…”

“I’ve gone astray. It’s better to cook with a stray than eat your own cat.”

“A blanket could be used to silence your internal critic. And if you don’t shut …”