He was washing his socks. But they were already clean, so I figured I’d help him and wear them for him and get them all stinky. He had a flight to catch and a tiny lasso.

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“Last week I placed a hand-written sign in front of my neighborhood that read, “…”

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“A brick could be used as a cuddle partner. Just glue some fur on it and voila! …”