He won’t be as funny as a mountain—he’ll be hill-arious. He is my clone, and I hope he kills me for this terrible pun.

“Somebody took my bicycle tire, my bicycle seat, and both my pedals. They stole …”

“A brick could be used as a basketball. And when you miss a shot, you can always…”

“I don’t like breakfast—I prefer fixslow. I eat it like I devour your love, and …”

“Even a fool recognizes that there is great sadness in a bucket of tears. But on…”