He wouldn’t even understand dry wit if you dropped him off in the desert with a canteen full of sand and a Sandberg poem.

“The idea of a belt holding my pants up seems so 20th century. Imagine a world w…”

“Bury the truth, along with the bodies of the disbelievers.”

“A brick could be used to liven up urinal chatter. Also, instead of just repeati…”

“I packed my lunch with lots of meat. It was easy. I just wrapped my cock in tin…”