...Heinous Fuckery, most foul!

“Like last year I took Advance Foods class (which is like cooking for nerds) aft…”

“The Colorman slid off the morgue slab to the cold floor. Bullets pooped from hi…”

“So, like, the master needed a hand, if you know what I mean, so I was like, "Oh…”

“He was a writer and words were his weapons.”