Hence the reason I encourage you to believe what you wish. The heaven of teh Pastafarians is supposed to have beer volcanoes, which sounds like a fantastic idea to me. Imagine eruptions of a mellow chocolaty stout. There might be all-you-can-eat hot wings."~Atticus

“Are you going to kick somebody’s ass?I don’t know. Maybe.Well, I’m not going to…”

“Witches and I generally don't get along. Druids look at the tapestry of nature …”

“Huh... guess they didn't want a cracker after all. Another myth BUSTED”

“I think every creature near enough to hear that just pooped" Oberon said, "And …”