Her name is Angela, though she’s no angel. Dad, I can’t believe she replenishes us.

“Kids should be cute, caring, cuddly, and above all, quiet.”

“I had a great view of the sunset. At least until father went and changed the ch…”

“If flip flops were oppressive, I wouldn't wear any. I'd go around showing of my…”

“The woman of my dreams was tired. The woman of my dreams always lets me sleep i…”