Her name is Coy. She’s shy, and I found her in my pond.

“4:00 am—it’s not too early to drink wine, it’s too late. Too late by seven minu…”

“Drink my Distraction Juice (not from concentrate).
 It tastes like love, only n…”

“The shape of her smile is curved like a lie, like a boomerang she knows she has…”

“I wish trash were treasure, because then I’d be a garbage collector and king.”