Herman is not her man. But neither am I, and I love her more than any man besides Herman. But she doesn’t see either of us, probably because Herman is invisible and imaginary, unlike my love for her, man.

“Me and my wife are happy. At least when we are not together.”

“I plugged the hole up with my thumb, so at least I wouldn’t sink. But it was re…”

“A brick could be used as food for thought. Every politician should chew on that…”

“Me and my girlfriend aren’t a good fit. Her clothes are much too small for me.”