He’s a buying dude, and I’ve got to sell him something—like my credibility. (On sale Today through Labor Day.)


“Don’t tell me to write your story. Write your own story. If you won’t write it …”

“You want to tell me what this is? she asked as she gabbed my erection. “A mirac…”

“There was something fishy about Mr. Dolphin, even though he seemed to be a regu…”

“Respect is something that should be earned, like eyebrows shaped like windshiel…”