He’s a year shorter than me, but he’s a foot younger. I love him like the brother of an only child.

“I’m so tall I make midgets look like dwarves.”

“When I saw her naked, my penis went from hash brown to French fry.
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“If you won’t turn your back to face me, then I won’t even bother stabbing you.”

“No footless parking. Violators will be toed.”