He’s going to give me a piggyback ride home. He’s my designated walker.

“Boys will be boys. Well, some boys will be girls.”

“I know a woman loves me when she leaves me leftovers in the fridge from the dat…”

“No matter how far or long you carry it, my love doesn’t weigh a lot. But if you…”

“It’s hard to steal somebody’s shoes while they are wearing them and not have th…”