He’s got the curly Irish hair. You can’t eat him because he might be your father, and you’ll spoil your dinner.

“I collect human skin. I keep it all on the bumper of my car.”

“A trophy isn’t about the hardware, the gold-painted statue mounted on marble, i…”

“She asked me if I wanted to have sex, and I replied, “With you, or in general?”

“Sometimes we can’t see what’s right in front of us, because it’s behind us, and…”