He’s got the world’s softest knuckles. They’re like rubber the way they bounce off my steel balls.

“If I told you I don’t tell lies, that itself would be a lie.”

“A brick could help get your unruly hair under control, by getting at the root o…”

“I’m not courageous. In fact, when I shadow box I wear boxing gloves that are ou…”

“One clown sleeping in a car is not tragic. One clown sleeping with your wife in…”