He's no John Walton.

“. . .Since we were only going to the best place on the Earth, where every singl…”

“You could buy individual boxes of detergent and fabric softener, even bleach, a…”

“I sensed weeping and salvation in the air, two of my least favorite things.”

“I figure heaven will be a scratch-and-sniff sort of place, and one of my first …”