He’s not my son, but his last name is Myson. Same spelling, big difference.

“I used to have straw-colored hair. Horses loved it.”

“A blanket could be used in surgery. But personally, I’d rather use a surgeon.
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“The Mythical Mr. Boo is so mythical the he always likes to be the centaur of at…”

“I want to be a cowboy, but only long enough to barge into a saloon and bellow, …”