His can of pepper spray was bigger than my can of pepper spray.

“A woman's never too old to make an idiot of herself. It goes along with equalit…”

“To celebrate our partnership I dressed up like Ranger. Black boots, black jeans…”

“Has it ever occurred to you that you might be delusional?'That's what the psych…”

“That’s nice of you, but it’s not necessary to loan me a car.”“I loan you cars a…”