His child was now officially smarter than he was, and he didn’t like it.

“Quiet down! You're supposed to be dead!" snapped a passing Union soldier."This …”

“The love of your life won't be the man you end up with, and you'll always compa…”

“The sun was so bright outside that for a moment, I couldn’t see. But then I cou…”

“I'm at a bar with a woman! So there, you disgusting whore! And I'm going to tak…”