His every syllable flirted. Honestly, he kind of turned me on. I didn't even know that guys could turn me on-not, like, in real life

“She walks lightly, old man. She walks lightly upon the earth.”

“The significance of the rose? I thought. Who gives a shit? What's the significa…”

“If only we could see the endless string of consequences that result from our sm…”

“My favorite book, by a wide margin, was An Imperial Affliction, but I didn’t li…”