His first name is Brooks, but his last name isn’t. His last name is Wrinkled, unlike his shirt (he isn’t wearing one).

“Before I grab your ass, I’ll take off my gloves. They’re cutting off circulatio…”

“No matter what I see, I always think, “They just don’t make them like they used…”

“I just realized my lips are inside out. They should be turned inwards, because …”

“Mustaches are not only fashion statements, but they’re useful for tickling vagi…”