His last name was Chew, and I didn’t care if he was Asian, I still screamed, “Not with your mouth open!

“A blanket could be used as a Portable Night Generator. Just stretch it over you…”

“The only other man I’d let see my wife’s naked body is the butcher.”

“I hate noise pollution. Get that filthy soda can out of my ear!”

“For me, it’s not about winning an award. It’s also about not even being nominat…”