His last name was Morris, but I called him Mars, because it’s like he was from another planet, like Venus. He was a cross dresser.

“Every leap year I like to jump. It’s a good way to get my daily exercise in eve…”

“I’m itching for battle—with a mosquito bite. The only thing in life I’ll scratc…”

“If you could buy time, I would sell it. Yesterday would be expensive, and tomor…”

“I’d race my motorcycle across the ocean just to avoid swimming in the desert. L…”