His name is Randy Randy (Or is it Randy Randy?), and he probably makes women doubly horny (randy).

“I’m like a tree frog when it comes to birthdays. Basically, my thoughts on birt…”

“A brick could be used to replace the brother you never had. Well, it’s only a p…”

“You can talk about love all day, but until you feel it, you might as well be an…”

“Between was and is you’ll find me—but most of the time you’ll only find me in p…”