His name is Randy Randy. Or maybe it’s Randy Randy. I always get his first and last names mixed up.

“I always keep a spare set of keys in a spare set of pants that are folded up an…”

“It’s a conflict of interest, because I’m not interested.”

“A blanket is a blank canvas for which to paint. And a brick could be chiseled i…”

“Stupidity mixed with arrogance mixed with anger mixed with adrenaline is a dead…”