His name was Skip, but I didn’t. I waited patiently in line behind him. But do not be confused. I am not the kind of lover who lets other men go first.

“I’m thinking of changing my name to “Son of Manana.” Of course it isn’t accurat…”

“I’m hoping my routine will break me out of my rut. If I keep spinning my wheels…”

“My uncle just dropped in to see me, but his parachute didn't open up. So now we…”

“She told me she might not be there when I get back, and I got so angry I said s…”