His saliva tasted like the wet dicks of ten thousand lonely truck drivers.

“Prepare to evacuate soul in five, in four, three, two, one.”

“Just for the record, waking up on drugs with your pubic hair shaved and somethi…”

“It's creepy, but here we are, the Pilgrims, the crackpots of our time, trying t…”

“May I never be complete. May I never be perfect. May I never be content.”