His voice was so gravelly I could drive a truck on it. And I would have, but I came carrying my bicycle.

“If you want to see how fast I run, just give me a football helmet and notice ho…”

“We talked for four hours. Well, I talked for four, and she listened for two.
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“Brick and Blanket could be the names of two characters in a screenplay full of …”

“A large boiling pot of water is not a Jacuzzi. Still, I think you should jump i…”