Holy Mary, mother of God," my mother said. "You were being chased by Richard Nixon, Bill Clinton, and a rabbit.

“It was Lorraine in her nightie and Mo in his cap. They'd just settled their bra…”

“You don't have a drop of paint on you," I said. "Why is that?"Ranger smiled, li…”

“Ranger plays by his own set of rules, and I don't have a complete copy.”

“I can’t cut back. I’ve turned into a sex addict. I get within a foot of Ranger …”