Hooray! I finally finished making a new book cover. Now I just need to write the book. The cover is the image of a man hanging, so perhaps I’ll write a romance novel.

“I can be a better friend, lover, and humanitarian, but I can’t be a better eggr…”

“Toilet bowl basins need to be deeper, because every time I sit down my penis cl…”

“If I were a paper pusher for a living, I’d be pissed if my coworkers moved my d…”

“I have a recognition dance, to acknowledge that I heard and understood you. So …”