Horses aren’t sad. They just naturally have long faces.

“It takes a lot of commitment to sit on a committee. Only the most courageous co…”

“He’s got the world’s softest knuckles. They’re like rubber the way they bounce …”

“I don’t call watches watches, I call them grasps, because one, they grasp onto …”

“If I could die saving two lives, I would, provided each of those two people wer…”