How can I clearly see what’s wrong with someone else, and then look at myself as though I’m standing in front of a fogged mirror?


“My grandmother got approved right before the law changed, so naturally she got …”

“There’s a new wine I want to try. I heard about it through the grapevine.”

“As much as I would love to know what you know, I’d much rather eat your brain w…”

“Why did the brick and blanket cross the road? Because some maniac had just run …”