How do you know you are who you are? How do you know you’re not simply a clone of who you think you are?

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“I’m not going to lecture you on the error of your ways. Not until you fetch me …”

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“Poor Chad. Not the country, but the guy. Oh, and the country’s poor too. I feel…”