How far would I go to be friends with someone? Halfway.

“William Penn would be a great pen name. But for love letters to manicured lawns…”

“Through the window yesterday I saw a fool talking to himself, and it made me la…”

“Sharks are so stupid. They swam right up to the boat, and they couldn’t even te…”

“I would rather make love than war, but only because condoms kill millions of li…”