How many midget feet can you fit in your shoes? Depends on how big your penis is. Mine is 17 syllables long, like a haiku.

“Just because I flap my arms, that doesn’t make me a bird. No, I’m a bird becaus…”

“Love is like a buffalo with butterfly wings, and I’m just the humble man in the…”

“A brick could be used to sway the voters. But if you really want to sway them, …”

“If something earthly reminds you of something ethereal, then it must be love.”