How many midgets does it take to take over the world? I’m not sure, but I’d guess twice as many.

“I got offended when she laughed, because she was showing pleasure, but she was …”

“A blanket could be used to line the walls of the Love Chamber, to soundproof it…”

“Ever since I was fired for sleeping on the job I’ve worn a shirt and tie to bed.”

“I have bumper stickers for my website all over this city. Some are even on bump…”