How many seconds does it take to win second? As many as it takes to win first—if you don’t use them properly.

“Meatloaf is meatloaf is not a true statement. You can have gravy on top, ketchu…”

“I once made love to a taco shell stuffed with rancid meat and watery tomato bit…”

“Tennis is a racket that I’d like to get into. It’s so bouncy and noisy it must …”

“I can’t believe you think that I can’t believe you don’t think that.”