How many supermodels can you fit in a toothpick canister? I don’t know, but I prefer floss.

“I am the alligator of love. But I’d make better boots than a lover.”

“A brick could be used to show support for your favorite team. They want to crus…”

“No matter what I see, I always think, “They just don’t make them like they used…”

“Your love is my candy, and I wouldn’t dream of trying to give it away to strang…”