How much distance should there be between art and artist? I’d say no more than a lifetime.

“A miracle every day would cease to be miraculous—it would be mundane. Though ev…”

“The country with the most writers is ironically probably the country with the l…”

“Siamese twins have it great because one can jack off while the other talks dirt…”

“I’ve got ears like a rabbit, and a penis like a baby carrot—fully erect, of cou…”