Hugh Hue is colorblind. Or maybe he isn’t, and that’s not his name at all. Maybe his name is Mr. Green, and his friends call him “Red” because he wears a red wig and a red circular sponge-like nose.

“If religion is a crutch, then society is the broken foot.”

“I want to buy a sports car, because I like riding bicycles. Hold on to my handl…”

“I only get information from mutes, because they’re sure to keep things quiet.”

“I keep my phone on vibrate, and I keep it close to my genitals. You should call…”