Humanity's a nice place to visit, but you wouldn't want to live there.

“Mind you, the Elizabethans had so many words for the female genitals that it is…”

“It was said that life was cheap in Ankh-Morpork. This was of course, completely…”

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“Evil begins when you begin to treat people as things.”