Hydrogenated and androgynous milky white love is all I have to offer you. Would you like me to pour it in your coffee, or directly into your soul?


“My uncle's a big drinker. In fact, he just got a liver transplant. They replace…”

“She asked me if I wanted to have sex, and I replied, “With you, or in general?”

“The scent of success, it smells like body odor.”

“I saw two lizards kissing yesterday, but I scared them off. Maybe I should have…”