I also should have come up with a product description.

“If you could buy time, I would sell it. Yesterday would be expensive, and tomor…”

“Those who seek the Truth are logically in the dark. Therefore, if I aspire to b…”

“A guy I grew up with recently died. I attended his funeral, but only because I …”

“From the ages of 8-18, me and my family moved around a lot. Mostly we would jus…”