I always advise people never to give advice.

“Jeeves, Mr Little is in love with that female.""So I gathered, sir. She was sla…”

“You see, I had decided - rightly or wrongly - to grow a moustache, and this had…”

“A melancholy-looking man, he had the appearance of one who has searched for the…”

“Bicky rocked, like a jelly in a high wind.”