I always get whiplash when I have sex in the backseat. Boy, I sure wish Grandmother would learn how to drive.

“My first coaching experience led to a 77-0 defeat. But that’s not so bad, consi…”

“I worked for one day, and left with two days in my back pocket. I couldn’t stuf…”

“A blanket can be rolled up, much like I roll up my emotions when I listen to po…”

“I kiss like a skyscraper meets the sky, only with less scraping and more vertig…”