I always never leave things for the last minute. I leave them for 59 seconds.

“I was alone in that room. Of course, there were bodies all around, but they wer…”

“Not only did I not get it done, but I’m over budget too. I’m like a politician.”

“Scars exist to show that I existed. I myself don’t have any scars, but every si…”

“I want to be my own wedding singer at my own wedding. But first I’ll have to au…”