I am a jealous husband wife, and I feel your pain. All of it, for all of you.

“I call my thumb Napoleon, because I rarely ever lose a thumb war. Also because …”

“I am the orangutan of love. OK, who am I kidding? I’m merely the love monkey.”

“Who wants to be the unsung heroes of my voiceless choir quartet? We’re the Hele…”

“I’m into extreme sports. Well, just one—cuddling.”